So we were talking about giving birth. Lance, CJ and me. It was kind of an in-passing kind of conversation, and it went like this:
Me: Lance, don’t think you’re going to be seeing the bottom half of me when I’m giving birth. You’re going to be up by my face holding my hand.
Lance: No way dude. If I’m up there then you’ll be yelling at me.
(CJ dies of laughter)
Me: Lance! I need to hold your hand while I’m doing something that painful!
Lance: NO WAY dude. We’ll just give you a wooden block to squeeze.
(CJ almost falls out of the couch with laughter)
Me: LANCE! Ouch!
Lance: Okay, I’ll give you a stressball then. And a wooden spoon you can bite on.
Me: (Roll my eyes with a suppressed grin on my face) Thank you dear, you’re so sweet.
Apparently lance thinks wood and the 1890’s are the answer to childbirth relief.
4 comments:
ahhah oh my gosh.
jason and mckell showed us LIVE birth videos on a child birth web site... looks PRETTTTY painful.
hahaha that is really funny. maria just had her baby and she said it is seriously THE most painful thing ever. and she had an epideral. yikes.
And that is why I LOVE LOVE LOVE epidurals... seriously...like best invention ever!
a: YAY I found your blog!!
b:this post was hilarious
c: hi!
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