I don't know if our conversations are as entertaining to you as they are to me, but I share anyway because they crack me up. This is a text message conversation we had earlier today.
Lance: This super annoying guy with his legs crossed is wearing those shoes you bought for me, the Straseberrys.
Ashley: That's okay. One rotten apple doesn't spoil the bunch. And they're called Sperrys.
Lance: Yeah it does, like that dude wearing Ugz. Not okay.
Ashley: Shush
Lance: It's like when someone you don't like has a name, you're not gona name your kid that name. It's a rotten apple.
Ashley: Well, since you own Lugz and Timbs I guess you don't mind representin Tha' Hood do you?
Lance: Not even a little. Hood style is bomb. But homosexual style - no good.
Ashley: I think you're confused....
Lance: No you are. I know what's up.
Ashley: Okay sweety. I love you.
These are Sperrys
These are "Timbs"
These are Lugz
Hahah Lance makes me laugh. Mostly because he's so serious about this.
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5 comments:
hahahha. oh my gosh that is seriously so funny. He is SO funny. Haha.
LOL. Sorry Lance, I vote Sperry's above the rest.
It makes me think of Snozeberries! From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Do Straseberries taste good???
hahaha...lance is very very very confused.
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